Direct Download Links For The Things We Lost In The Fire Trailer

See Halle Berry, David Duchovny, Benicio del Toro and John Carroll Lynch - to a greater or lesser extent, all folk in film ick's good books - in the trailer for Susanne Bier's Things We Lost in the Fire.

If you have to, there's a standard def option, as well as 480p, 720p and 1080p high-definition alternatives.

Rename the file cryingoverspilledmilk.mov or similar.

Barbarella Puts One In The Head Of Sin City 2

I've been telling you for months that Sin City 2 was going to get 'pushed back' - or maybe not even happen at all. And now, there's a pretty clear indication that, indeed, the film is on the backburner.

Very possibly the backburner at the crematorium.

Variety have announced that Robert Rodriguez has signed to direct Universal's Barbarella remake. I don't know if Universal will humour him the way the Weinsteins used to, so I don't necessarily expect Rose McGowan in the lead - but I bet she turns up in there someplace. A villainess? According to producer, Dino De Laurentiis "the future is female", afterall.

This is a much better prospect than any of the other potential projects Rodriguez was juggling. In fact, I have very high hopes for this indeed - even in view of Bond boys Neal Purvis and Robert Wade being the scriptwriters.

So - who will be the lead? Cameron Diaz? Angelina Jolie? Halle Berry? Er... Cobie Smulders? I dare say the interweb will be alight with frenzied anticipation, deliberation and sticky imagination.

I nominate Brad Pitt for Pygar.

If You're Nappy And You Know It, Shave Your Head

Halle Berry is going bald for the film Nappily Ever After. Apparently, the film is about a jealous woman who starts losing her hair, so she shaves her head and finds she just isn't being treated 'the same' by the people in her life. I've no doubt she confronts this prejudice, changes the world just a little bit and baldly goes off into the sunset, reconciled with her new dome and having avenged herself upon the 'cause' of her jealousy.

On the other hand, this could be pretty good and wind up as a Philadlephia for the alopecic, perhaps. But if this wins Berry another Oscar I'll shave my own hair off.